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I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Currently Boston

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Hurdles with Steps

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Want to know how many steps we took?"