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"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Currently Boston

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?