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'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

"#notguilty."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'If you have nothing to hide, why are you hiding?'

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

House building chart (like steps).

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

Judge

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'Since this your first offense, I am sentencing you to seven months of jury duty.'

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'You Honor, all my client asks is that you give him a 79th chance.'