Trial Tracker Gifts

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

"#notguilty."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Let's take in a trial."

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

House building chart (like steps).

'If you have nothing to hide, why are you hiding?'

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Judge

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'You Honor, all my client asks is that you give him a 79th chance.'

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

'Since this your first offense, I am sentencing you to seven months of jury duty.'