Trial Watchers Gifts

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Trial by Media

"You can't plead cute."

"#notguilty."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Before the riots/after the riots

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

"Overruled."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"Let's take in a trial."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'