Judicial Watcher Gifts

'And now, the same wonderful birds who gave away our electoral process to greedy billionaires and corporations, will review health care reform!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

Truth

"#notguilty."

Before the riots/after the riots

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Antonin Scalia

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Counsel's Opinion.

"Overruled."

"Let's take in a trial."

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Supremacist Court

"I don't plead."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'...unfortunately for you, I only see things in black and white.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'It's our prorogues gallery.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

United States of Cheney.