Judicial System Observer Gifts

"Overruled."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Supremacist Court

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

QC appointments fall to all time low.

Graduation at the executioner's school

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."

'You're on trial for grand theft larceny -- you can't choose to remain anonymous!'

"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."

"When I heard you can't take it with you, I assumed they meant death, not leaving divorce court."

"Pay attention! This is important!"

Internet Sales Tax

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

Political Hurricane Forecast.

"Let's focus on the case before you start thinking about befriending a guard."

'Sure, NOW they tell us!'

'Since prisons are full, I'm sentencing you to 5 years of Jury Duty.'