Judicial System Observer Prints

If Sarah Pitlyk Had a Hammer...and Now She Does

Smothered by Kittens?

"Overruled."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Supremacist Court

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

QC appointments fall to all time low.

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

Graduation at the executioner's school

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."

"When I heard you can't take it with you, I assumed they meant death, not leaving divorce court."

'You're on trial for grand theft larceny -- you can't choose to remain anonymous!'

"Pay attention! This is important!"

"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."

Adult Crime, Childish Thinking Time

Internet Sales Tax

"Let's focus on the case before you start thinking about befriending a guard."

Political Hurricane Forecast.

'Since prisons are full, I'm sentencing you to 5 years of Jury Duty.'