Legal System Observer Prints

Santa visits prison.

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Truth

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Overruled."

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Five to Eight

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Supremacist Court

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

With Jury Duty for All

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

The SCOTUS six

Words from a Senator.

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"The People rest, Your Honor."

Opposing viewpoint.

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."