Legal System Observer Pillows

Santa visits prison.

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Truth

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"Overruled."

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Supremacist Court

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

With Jury Duty for All

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

Words from a Senator.

The SCOTUS six

"The People rest, Your Honor."

Opposing viewpoint.

Junket mail

Game is over.

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'