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'Here's one of the negative aspects of speeding.'

"This is a godless world! No only is business not considered a religion, but death threats against tax collectors are illegal!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

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"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Life and Death

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?