'Do you mind? No point wasting electricity.'
Criminal Justice Observer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the criminal justice observer in your life, with witty phrases and thoughtful designs that add personality to any space.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"
'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
The Three Kinds of People
'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'
'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'
"Overruled."
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
North Korea
'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'
Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.
"Recalculating!"
Boris Johnson and the Truth
These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.
A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.
911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?
We Remove Lawyer Residue
Self - toppling
'Try to think of it as early parole.'
'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'
Euro-Meltdown
For Kamala Harris, It Looks like It's Pretty Much the End of the Campaign
"Ruddy journalists....I can't see why they think running a paper is so damn difficult. I'll crack on as soon as I've finished my heart bypass."
"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"
Internet Sales Tax
"I'm going to ride it out."
"MOM! Billy says I'm too sane to be a congresswoman!"
Jitter Meter.
Putin and the Ukraine War
Putin's Lies
Santa visits prison.
'Foreign Affairs'
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