Law And Order Observer Pillows

'Ah, now this is awkward. Do you have a pen I could borrow?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

The Devil's in the detail!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

Mou...Man trap!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Domestic Spying Drones

'He started it!'

Justice

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

The world of surveillance.

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"It was me who did it!"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

You Know You're Old When...

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."