Law And Order Observer Pillows

'Ah, now this is awkward. Do you have a pen I could borrow?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

The Devil's in the detail!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

Mou...Man trap!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'He started it!'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Newton's Law and Order.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Justice

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"No offence Jon, but..."

The world of surveillance.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"It was me who did it!"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

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