Law And Order Enthusiast Pillows

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'It looks they are enforcing the three strikes law!'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

'I haven't done anything wrong, officer, but I'd appreciate it if you'd read me my rights anyway.'

Alcohol fuels violent crime news headline - Identity parade drunk.

"Yes, the force is certainly changing."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

'Damn! I suppose that'll mean twenty four hour policing.'

'Under normal circumstances, you would be allowed to send one smoke signal. But, as you've been charged with arson... '

'There wasn't time to do it by the book. I did it by the front inside flap of the dust jacket.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Are all the burglars on holiday?'

'We're also charging you with talking on your cell phone in your getaway car.'

'I thought I'd beaten the rap, and then they pulled Murphy's law on me!'

Coast to coast crooks.

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'The problem is that I keep seeing people who need a good kick!'

Parking Area.

Jail shortage crisis.

'Hi, I'm Vincet and I'll be serving your ticket tonight.'

"State Rep. Kirk Schuring wants a stricter punishment for those who intentionally kill a police dog in the line of duty. Where are you going?"

"He was threatening suicide, then lunged..."

"I'm sorry, but I can't read you your rights. I left my glasses at home."

"We're all metric now..."

"Is it important?!"

"Officer! - someone's just stolen my car!!"

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

Crooks

"Witness will refrain from devouring the prosecution!"