Law And Order Geek Pillows

Sometimes news travels too fast.

Corruption Contest

'Can't we put this behind us and move on?'

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Privatized Jails

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Newton's Law and Order.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'