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Counselor, are you telling me that the best deal you can get me is five consecutive life sentences? That's with good behavior.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Supremacist Court

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Gone to seed.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

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Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

Words from a Senator.

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"The People rest, Your Honor."

Disraeli and Darwinism

Opposing viewpoint.

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

Junket mail

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

"I can't believe a mother was jailed because of her kid's truancy."

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