Legal Systems Observer Gifts

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Supremacist Court

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Gone to seed.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

With Jury Duty for All

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'The kid is being tried as an adult. The old man is in his second childhood, so he's being tried as a juvenile.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

Words from a Senator.

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"The People rest, Your Honor."

Disraeli and Darwinism

Opposing viewpoint.

Junket mail

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

"I can't believe a mother was jailed because of her kid's truancy."

Internet Sales Tax

Revelations of Robert M. Gates