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'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Guilty? Do you realize how that would look if I decide to run for political office?'

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Body Systems

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"No offence Jon, but..."

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

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'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"The People rest, Your Honor."

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"I can't believe a mother was jailed because of her kid's truancy."

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

"He's showboating. Don't let it get to you."

"Say, in case you guys win in November, show me how you improved on this filibuster thing!"