Legal Labyrinth Explorer Gifts

'Hello, Haratty, Pearson and Smythe, messy divorce specialists!'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"No offence Jon, but..."

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Guru in a maze.

With Jury Duty for All

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

maze

Preparing justice

Ideology and bureaucracy

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

'Trust me, I'm an Attorney.'

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

'You know a little something about the legal system. I like that in a lawyer.'

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

'Big mistake to have used up all of my jury challenges.'

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"Your instructions were perfect."

"Burger King bought a Canadian donut chain and relocated its headquarters to Canada to skip U.S. taxes."