Legal Maze Navigator Gifts

"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

Behavioral Psychology Department

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Cowpat Man.