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"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Psychological Testing Center.

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Cowpat Man.

Behavioral Psychology Department