Maze Navigation T-Shirts

'Psst, want to buy a map?'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Disinformation booth.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

The Corporate Rat.

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Culturally significant problems solved

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"