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"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Disinformation booth.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

The Corporate Rat.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Culturally significant problems solved