Maze Navigating T-Shirts

Rat Maze Maps for Sale

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Disinformation booth.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

The Corporate Rat.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Culturally significant problems solved

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'