Maze Navigators T-Shirts

The Corporate Rat.

"You've got a degree, why do you do this?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Culturally significant problems solved