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'And what does this one say to you?'

"You're lucky, stupidity has saved you going mad."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

Cowpat Man.

Behavioral Psychology Department

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Ludwig Wittgenstein

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Mouse doing a maze.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

The Tax Form Design Center