Mindful Maze Explorer T-Shirts

"Damn, where's that gratitude journal again!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"You have got to want to change."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Culturally significant problems solved

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.