Mindful Maze Explorer T-Shirts

"Damn, where's that gratitude journal again!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"You have got to want to change."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Culturally significant problems solved

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'