Mind Maze Enthusiast T-Shirts

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Draw!

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Culturally significant problems solved

Let's try some word disassociation

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

I had just gotten used to the rat race, and then they had to go and add a maze.

Exportation and importation in Cuba