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"My shrink said my fear of people not liking me is all in my head."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

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'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"I wonder what this was for."

Motorway of the Self

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Psychological Testing Center.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.