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'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

X-ray Psychology.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Brain Sunrise

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"I wonder what this was for."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Psychological Testing Center.

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Questioning

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'