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Psychiatry. When you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer!

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I'm here to treat you for schizophrenia.'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

Miami Mice

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Let's try some word disassociation

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

Psychological Testing Center.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Maze.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.