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'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I'm here to treat you for schizophrenia.'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

Miami Mice

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Psychological Testing Center.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Maze.

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Maze of legalities.

Mondays...