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"I just found out a hacker stole my identity crisis."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Ronald D Laing.

'Rorschach! What's to become of you?'

Ludwig Wittgenstein

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."