Mind Maze Explorer Pillows

"I just found out a hacker stole my identity crisis."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Rorschach! What's to become of you?'

Ludwig Wittgenstein

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Confirmation Bias

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."