Mind Maze Wanderer Gifts

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"My shrink said my fear of people not liking me is all in my head."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Innovative

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Let's try some word disassociation

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"I wonder what this was for."

Motorway of the Self

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'