Mental Maze Navigator Gifts

'And what does this one say to you?'

"You're lucky, stupidity has saved you going mad."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

The Corporate Rat.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Psychological Testing Center.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Behavioral Psychology Department

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Cowpat Man.

Mouse doing a maze.

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

The Tax Form Design Center

'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'