Medical Maze Navigator Gifts

'Dr Krantz referred you to me? I was going to refer you to Dr Kranz.'

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

Hospital Departments

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Psychological Testing Center.

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

Well, look who's here.

Cowpat Man.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Behavioral Psychology Department