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What My Day Feels Like

Innovative

"I am not asking for directions."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Man and brain

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Motorway of the Self

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Trojan Chess

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo