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'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'

Shortcut out of maze.

"This is easier than navigating through medicare."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law

Mouse maze decision.

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

"You are here but you should be here."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The Parting of the Red Maze

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

We're all part of a giant evil experiment.

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

'Psst, want to buy a map?'

'Maze-solving program? Let's see ... '

"Don't go there."

Maze bathroom.

"It's a different generation."

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

"It appears they escaped through the ventilation."

The New Car

Beehive Directions

What My Day Feels Like

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

'I'm going to put off my retirement until I can find my way out of this maze.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

"And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever."

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Snake Maze