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The Maze...

What My Day Feels Like

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I am not asking for directions."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Disinformation booth.

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Culturally significant problems solved

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.