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We never go out anymore.

What My Day Feels Like

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I am not asking for directions."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

The Corporate Rat.

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Culturally significant problems solved

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

Mouse in an art museum maze.