Master Of Legal Mazes T-Shirts

"My specialty is tangled webs."

What My Day Feels Like

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I am not asking for directions."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Culturally significant problems solved

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center