Master Of Legal Mazes Gifts

"My specialty is tangled webs."

What My Day Feels Like

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I am not asking for directions."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Culturally significant problems solved

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Let's try some word disassociation

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center