Maze Master Gifts

'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'

Shortcut out of maze.

"This is easier than navigating through medicare."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law

Mouse maze decision.

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

"You are here but you should be here."

The Parting of the Red Maze

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

"O.K., I admit it. I want out!"

Mice in maze - 'Take 2 lefts, 3 rights, another left, 4 rights, 2 lefts, 3 rights and you can't miss it.'

"It's a different generation."

Maze bathroom.

"Don't go there."

'Maze-solving program? Let's see ... '

'Psst, want to buy a map?'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

The New Car

"And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

What My Day Feels Like

'I'm going to put off my retirement until I can find my way out of this maze.'

"It appears they escaped through the ventilation."

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Beehive Directions

Knitting minotaur.

"You're late."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'