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European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

The president's men

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What My Day Feels Like

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Time Is Money

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Investing your savings

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

At the mobile tracking test lab.

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