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European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

The president's men

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What My Day Feels Like

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Time Is Money

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

The Shrinking Dollar.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Investing your savings

"Everything's gone up."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

At the mobile tracking test lab.

U.S. Credit Rating

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'