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"Now do you see why I'm having trouble getting your money out of the hedge fund?"

The president's men

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Behavioral Psychology Department

Cowpat Man.