Money Maze Navigator Gifts

"Now do you see why I'm having trouble getting your money out of the hedge fund?"

The president's men

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Psychological Testing Center.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

Cowpat Man.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Behavioral Psychology Department

Ben Bernanke