Automated Maze Navigator Gifts

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Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Disinformation booth.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Mentors guide you through the maze.

Miami Mice

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

Drone Escape

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Psychological Testing Center.

"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.