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'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

We're going to ask the bank to extend our overdraft - I don't think dressing like that will really help!

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'Phones don't convey the menace ... I mean ... the personal touch of debt collection.'

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

"I've gone over your figures and come up with an achievable strategy for you. It involves a delayed retirement and an early death."

'I've just discovered we are .00000000001 percent of the national consumer debt.'

Chasing the dollar

'Cheer up Mr. Harris, it's only until the bail out is in place.'

The World as a Piggy Bank

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."

'This is Mr. Goldsmith sir, I think he's hoping for quite a considerable loan. '

'Don't spend money I don't have, eh! Always, a simple solution to a complex problem!'

Inflation.

The great credit crunch of 2008.

'You realize what this means, don't you, Pemberton? -- We'll have to pay windfall profits tax.'

"Here's a new one...a cost of billing fee."

"Now THAT'S what I call a Financial advisor..."

'That's a fruit machine, the ATM is over there.'

External Debt

"No!"

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Dollar

Inflation

Tax - You Earn More You Pay More, What's so difficult to understand?

The Wonders of Nature: Patiently the liquidator lies in wait for his prey.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

ATM machine has smiley and frowning faces

"Don't put your trust in money. Put your money in trust."

'Take my word for it, Eddie. It's not the journey that counts, it's the money.'

That's me written the cheque to pay the second mortgage we took out to pay the credit cards we used to cover the overdraft we used to pay the loan we used to cover our first mortgage..."

'This is you third withdrawl this week. How about a deposit or two?'