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"Have you got anything to stop me worrying about my pharmaceutical shares?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'