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Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Baby Piano

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Kid doing cave paintings

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'You could do that.' I did

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Do I have to be creative?'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"I love your work!"

U.S. Credit Rating

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'