Mini Money Master Gifts

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Baby Piano

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Kid doing cave paintings

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'You could do that.' I did

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Do I have to be creative?'

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Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I love your work!"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'